13 Secrets Cruise Lines Are Keeping from You

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Whether you’re a first time cruiser or a cruise pro, you’re in for a great time! However, before you get ready to set sail, be prepared. There are likely going to be some things that come as a surprise…

These things are not necessarily obvious when looking at cruise advertisements, brochures & even social media. However, they are good to know. After all, it’s always good to be prepared & know what to expect.

With that said, in this post I share what you’ll want to know about going on a cruise vacation. This includes some of the “secrets” that cruise lines may be keeping to themselves. With that said, here are some fun and useful tips to help you have an amazing cruise!

13 Secrets Cruise Lines Are Keeping from You

1. All Cruise Cabins Are Not Made Equal

When booking a cruise ship cabin, there are some key differences to be aware of. Cruise stateroom size, location, and amenities can vary significantly, and these differences can have a big impact on your experience.

For example, booking a cabin directly below the buffet may seem convenient, but you might find yourself woken up early by the sound of the crew setting up for breakfast. Likewise, selecting a regular balcony cabin might lead to disappointment if your view is partially obstructed by lifeboats or structural beams.

Another consideration is proximity to high-traffic areas like elevators or stairwells. While these cabins offer easy access to ship amenities, they can also bring more noise from passing guests.

To avoid surprises, always check the ship’s deck plans before selecting your cabin. This will help you ensure a more peaceful and enjoyable stay onboard.

2. Cruise Ship Pools Are Not Big

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The idea of lounging on the lido deck all day with a drink in your hand sounds perfect – until you realize just how small the pool is. Unfortunately, some cruise ships feature pools that seem barely bigger than oversized bathtubs, leaving little space for the crowds of passengers looking to cool off.

Instead of a relaxing dip, you may find yourself squeezed into a packed pool, surrounded by kids splashing and no room to move. Plus, many cruise pools aren’t even large enough for swimming, making it more of a quick soak than a true swim.

If swimming is a priority for you, it’s worth checking the size of the pool before booking your cruise. While some ships have compact pool areas, others offer spacious pools that are perfect for a proper swim and a more enjoyable time.

3. The Internet Is Slow and Pricey

Cruise lines may offer Wi-Fi packages and boast “high-speed Starlink Wi-Fi,” but the reality is often less impressive. Even if you splurge on the most expensive premium package, slow internet speeds are common, especially when you’re far out at sea.

The truth is, being in the middle of the ocean makes it hard to maintain fast, reliable internet. So, if you’re thinking about purchasing a Wi-Fi package, it’s worth considering whether the cost is justified for what may be spotty service.

Unless you absolutely need to stay connected, it might be a good opportunity to embrace a digital detox and enjoy your time offline. Once you’re in port, you’ll usually find faster Wi-Fi to reconnect with friends and family!

Related: 15 Cruise WiFi Tips, Secrets & Mistakes to Avoid

4. Your Favorite Shows Could be Standing Room Only

Cruise lines love to highlight their Broadway-style shows, live music, comedians, and illusionists, but they don’t always mention that seating for these events can be limited.

If there’s a must-see performance on your itinerary, arriving early is essential. Popular shows fill up fast, and if you show up late, there’s a good chance you’ll be left standing in the back or missing out altogether.

The last thing you want is to spend the entire show standing, so plan ahead to snag a good seat and enjoy the entertainment comfortably.

5. Cabin “Upgrades” Aren’t Always What They Seem

These days, cabin upgrades aren’t typically free. Many cruise lines now allow passengers to bid for a better cabin, offering the chance to upgrade to a higher category stateroom for a price. While it might seem like a great opportunity to snag a nicer room, there are some drawbacks to consider.

First, you could end up spending more than the upgrade is worth, especially if your new cabin doesn’t offer significant improvements in location or size. Additionally, bidding doesn’t guarantee an upgrade, meaning you could still lose out and be left in your original room—while others on board may have secured a better deal by booking earlier.

Another potential downside is that some upgrades may move you to a less desirable area of the ship, such as being closer to noisy public spaces or farther from amenities. So, before placing a bid, make sure the upgrade truly enhances your cruise experience!

Related: How to Bid for a Cabin Upgrade on a Cruise: Tips, Tricks & Must-Knows

6. There’s a Chance You Can Get Sick

While cruise lines make significant efforts to maintain cleanliness, it’s important to be aware that illness can still occur on a cruise ship. In comparison to land-based vacations, cruise lines take extra steps to keep the vessel clean. However, with shared spaces it’s still possible for airborne germs to spread.

It’s a smart idea to pack medication for colds, coughs, and seasickness, so you’re prepared if you start feeling unwell during your trip. You can also try to eat well, drink lots of water and get your sleep in order to keep healthy on your cruise.

A little preparation can go a long way in ensuring your cruise remains enjoyable, even if you hit a bump in the road health-wise.

Related: How to Prevent Swollen Legs and Ankles on a Cruise

7. Your Balcony Isn’t as Private as You Think

Balcony cabins are the most popular stateroom choice among cruisers, providing a nice private outdoor space and a wonderful view. However, privacy on a cruise cabin balcony isn’t always guaranteed.

It’s possible that neighboring balconies and even cabins above yours can see right into your balcony. Keep this in mind if you plan on sunbathing on your balcony!

One cruise line that offers very private balconies is Virgin Voyages. Virgin has tall dividers between each balcony cabin, making it hard for your neighbors to see into your cabin.

Related: Are Balcony Cabins Worth it on a Cruise? 10 Pros & 4 Cons

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8. The “Duty-Free” Shops Aren’t Always a Bargain

If you enjoy shopping, then you’ll probably stumble across the duty-free shop onboard the cruise ship. Although duty-free shops will always have “deals,” they may not always be as good as they seem.

In our experience, you can often find better prices on land or online. Whether you’re purchasing a bottle of alcohol, a watch, or perfume, do your research (even a google search) to guarantee you’re getting a good deal.

9. You Don’t Have to Spend Extra Money

Cruise lines offer cruise passengers a lot of opportunities to add extra packages and services to enhance our vacation. Whether it’s a drink package, dining package, Wi-Fi, or spa treatments, don’t feel like you’re missing out if any of these things just isn’t for you.

While many cruisers enjoy these extra splurges and may even appreciate the value, you should never feel like you have to spend extra money to have a good time. In fact, cruise ships have a lot that’s “free” or included in the fare.

You’ll find plenty of amazing included dining options, activities, and entertainment to keep you busy throughout your cruise. Plus, by saving some money on these extras, you can cruise more often!

Related: 27 Money Wasting Mistakes All Cruisers Must Avoid

10. The Spa’s “Hard Sell”

A relaxing massage or facial at the ship’s spa can be a wonderful way to unwind, but be prepared for the spa’s “hard sell” once your treatment ends. Many cruise ship spas are known for aggressively promoting products and additional services, which can turn your serene experience into an unexpected shopping spree.

It’s not uncommon for the massage therapist will often try to upsell you on various products or future treatments toward the end of your session. They might present you with a range of high-end lotions, serums, and other beauty items that they claim will enhance your results or prolong your relaxation.

If you prefer to enjoy your spa experience without any post-treatment sales pressure, it’s a good idea to politely decline any product recommendations or ask about the possibility of avoiding this upselling before your session begins. That way, you can focus entirely on your relaxation without the added stress of a sales pitch.

Related: 50+ Must-have Cruise Essentials to Pack for a Cruise

11. Shore Excursions Might Be Crowded

Although booking a shore excursion through the cruise line has benefits, it has some downsides. Cruise lines won’t tell you that there may be over 50 cruise passengers on your shore excursion.

This is an issue on popular excursions as you will feel like you’re being herded with a large group from one spot to another.

Getting on and off a bus is very time-consuming, which is a major inconvenience when you’re in a destination for a short period.

Related: 10 Shore Excursion Mistakes Cruisers Almost Always Regret

12. Your Dream Cruise Itinerary Might Change

A reality of cruising that many new cruisers don’t realize is that your dream itinerary may change. Your cruise itinerary may change due to weather, sea conditions, or other safety reasons.

Although having a canceled port is disappointing, there’s always a silver lining!

When a cruise port of call is canceled, you will either get an extra day at sea, or you’ll get to visit a different port. If you’re a new cruiser, it’s important to understand that these things happen, and cruise lines always prioritize the safety of the passengers.

Related: 10 Things That (Almost) Always Surprise New Cruisers

13. The Debarkation Rush

Cruise lines just don’t talk about how chaotic disembarkation day can be. You’ll have to be out of your cabin by around 8:00 am and get off the ship by around 9:30 at the latest. Suddenly it seems like that fun and relaxing cruise has come to an abrubt end.

Since thousands of people leave the cruise ship within a few hours, long lines can be expected to get off the ship and if you want to get off early, you may need to wait until the ship has been cleared by customs.

While it’s not that bad, for new cruisers especially, disembarkation day may be overwhelming.

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Author Bio: Ethan Schattauer has been cruising with his family since he was four years old and has been on more than 30 cruises. As a frequent traveler, Ethan shares his unique perspective on what cruising is like from a young person’s perspective. Ethan also writes about men’s fashion, travel and college advice on the website WhatToWearMen.com.

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